Coachella 2006!	There are 2 replies.
Yo, I just got a sneak peek at the line up for Coachella 2006. It's looking HOT like a 4 cylinder with brand loyalty! ...
Best of 2005	There are 4 replies.
In case you didn't see it... I posted my Best of 2005 picks. Click here to read. ...
She told me she was 18!
From now on I’m only going to 18 and up gigs. No more buying drinks for people. No more ‘tired ass after work ‘cause I’m too lazy to put together a fit’ crowds. No more quality dj’s or down to earth conversations. 2006 is all about the 16 with fake...
Circle Jerkin'
I’ve decided to issue citations for bad circle dancing. The way I see it, there are about three or four main types of offensive behavior when in the dance floor circle. Each of those should have some type of penalty… $25 - $150. 1.Drunk and Stupid: Do I even...
Please stop. I can't take this much sincerity.	There are 7 replies.
A direct quote from the subject line of a recent 1015 emailer... "Trance, like you have never heard of it before" Just when you thought that Trance had already hit it's highest level of corn, huh. At least we can rest assured that Trance is no longer the...
OMG! No rubbers? Nooooooooo
I love my Oakland people. Ok? I don't wanna hear any shit about how I hate black people, either. This is in no way a cap on the actual show or the performance (especially since it has not happened yet) but here is a snippet of a recent listing...
Do it to me in the park!
Get your ass to Golden Gate Park for the Labor Day bash. Get your outdoor groove on. That shit will be BANANAS! Like that? That's my Brooklyn ebonics and it makes me hella down when I use it. ; ) ...
Burning Man 2005
How easy would it be for me to ramble on about all the whack shit that makes up Burning Man? Pretty easy. There are a number of issues that make Burning Man fairly unappealing to most non-whites and those who do not buy into the idea that escaping the system...
Oh... for fuck's sake	There are 5 replies.
So I'm talking to my girl the other day and she says that she's having dinner with a friend. The friend mentions that he's going over to the new 1751 Social Club. He also mentions that I, Da Bitch, "don't like the new 1751 because the Massive Selector kids purchased...
She's my private dancer	There are 4 replies.
I'm going to say this once. I'm going to say it slowly. I'm going to say this with love. Ready? Women should not be allowed to dance on tables in clubs/bars after they have become stupid drunk. Have I made myself clear on this? At a college party...

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